You've started taking selfies because it's the only way you are in the pictures!
You praise someone for a good burp or fart.
You go out in public with bed head because you completely forgot to look in the mirror before leaving.
The dermatologist is trying to be polite and keep you covered during your full body exam, and to save time you find yourself saying: "It's ok, really... there's nothing to hide now".
Getting spit up on doesn't require changing your shirt.
You walk into the grocery store and look down to see your bra hanging out because you just popped your boob out to feed your baby in the car.
|My view from the toilet seat...|
You have not a care about what you look like but your kid looks absolutely adorable.
You haven't gone to the bathroom by yourself in months.
You talk to yourself while you're out in public because you're so used to narrating everything for baby that you don't know how to just be quiet anymore.
When you can't stop yourself from saying "pooping on the potty" when describing your own bathroom activities.
You fall asleep with the theme song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse playing in your head.
You find yourself watching The Disney channel 15 minutes after you put the kids down for a nap.
You have more love in your heart than you know what to do with.
Every time you go to the bathroom in public, a little voice accompanying you in the stall says "You going pee or poop, Mom?", with his loudest voice.
Still laughing so hard at these! Thanks to the lovely mamas that helped me put this together! I'd love to read some more...keep 'em coming in the comments section!